Grip her booty, her thighs,and her titties grip all that shit
what am i, a fucking octopus?
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea