Wanderlust

I'm exciting and delicious.

fullrobotcommunismnow:

validx2:

Grip her booty, her thighs,and her titties grip all that shit

what am i, a fucking octopus?

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dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt, via glassbonespaperskin)

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

(via trust)

sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

(via asian)

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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(via sorry)

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

(Source: ihaveremade, via asian)

trans-par-en-t:

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sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: cierin, via asian)

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